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Star explodes halfway across universe - CNN.com
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Mar 21, 3:12pm
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astronomy
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/03/21/exploding.star.ap/index.html?eref=rs...
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WOW!!!!
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YouTube - BB9 - After watching this vid you will NEVER be the same!!!!
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Mar 1, 9:27am
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video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HGCMGZEI_c
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LMAO...
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Oct 7, 2007 10:48pm
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~Sticky Note~
"Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee."
If two people agree on everything, only one is doing the thinking.
My Mood is
 
"Dance as if no one were watching!"
 
Click on the link below to check out the location of visitors to my page.
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May 6, 2007 11:29am
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May 6, 2007 11:26am
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LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
3.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
4.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5.Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6.I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
7.NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
8.The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
9.Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
10.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
11.Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
12.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
13.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
14.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
15.Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
16.The trouble with life is there's no background music.
17.The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
18.I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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YouTube - New Nissan Commercial
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May 2, 2007 8:23am
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business, video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Abj6cZvuwk
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LMAO!!!!
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Apr 30, 2007 5:49pm
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The Trucker and The Blonde
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,? "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
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Feb 26, 2007 9:14pm
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~NEWFIE FAST ON HIS FEET~
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job.
The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his right.
The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man.
"Hmmm, let me see, a blink!" said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same question.
"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.
"What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit my pants."
He got the job!
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Feb 7, 2007 11:01pm
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Feb 7, 2007 1:22pm
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